WLNX Pine Licks ain’t some fake internet bit. Ain’t a cowboy parody page. Ain’t a podcast bro in a ring light askin’ for your attention. The stream is live, the tower hums, Lenny talks, the music rolls, and people are actually listenin’ right now. Pine Licks may be a strange little town, but the signal comin’ out of it is real. When you send money here, you ain’t tippin’ a meme. You’re keepin’ an online radio station runnin’.

Pick Your Poison

Support the Signal — $5 No shoutout. No airtime. No strings. Just you and a clean conscience. Money goes straight to hostin’, bandwidth, gear, and one stubborn fool who refuses to shut the station down. Lenny won’t know your name. The tower stays up. That’s the whole deal.

One Week Shoutout — $5 Lenny mentions your business on air for one full week. Not a script. Not a sterile corporate read. He takes what you send him and works it into the show his own way — like it belongs in Pine Licks. You sell fishin’ bait, he’ll put it in muddy water at sunrise. You sell firearms, he’ll frame ’em like they were built to outlast bad weather and worse politics. His voice. His tone. Real airtime on a real station.

One Month Shoutout — $19 Same as above, four weeks straight. More ears. More times they hear your name. Lenny don’t get tired of talkin’ about things worth talkin’ about.

General Sponsor — $99 Your business becomes part of the station for a full month. Mentioned regular, woven into the show like you’ve always been there. Because as far as Pine Licks is concerned, you have.

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To get on air: two short lines in the box — what you do, your name, and where to find you. Keep it tight. Lenny handles the rest his way. Don’t send him a script. He won’t read it.